This one required a lot of 'tweaking'. Let's just say the little used 'Xaos' tab was involved.
The wallpaper version is available at the preceding link.
Today's Gratitude Item: Deciding to go to work an hour later than usual tomorrow. Given that it's 'teacher only day', there is no compelling reason be on campus incredibly early (8:30 am rather than 7:30 am is the order of the day).